Sunday, December 13, 2015
Jason Voorheesberg's Hanukkah Gift Guide
Hi guys! I hope you're being cool and enjoying family. I don't have any family and live alone in the woods. I haven't killed anyone in two days and I feel the holiday blues :( I hope Santa comes so I can murder him.
The only gifts I have are from a group of swingers than stumbled into the woods and I have fun with their bodies. KILLING IS SO COOL!
I have these four things. You can Paypal me at JasonIsSuperCool@cockmail.com
Moonight Sexy Fetish Vagina Nipple Clamps flexible Adjustable breast nipple clip with chain,red
I found the swingers with this stuff and strangled them with it. It makes for good rope.
Moonight sexy Feather anal plug (one size, black)
When I sliced this woman's arms off and then shoved her own arm down her throat, this thing fell out of her butt. I use it clean my cabin but I'll sell it to you for twenty bucks.
I don't know what it is but when I smell it makes me want to kill more
Eraserhead Press was so cool and published my life story. Every time someone buys it I get money and I need to buy a new machete. My last one has hardened testicle blood on it, which smells bad :(
PS I am thinking about learning about Jesus and Christmas and doing a Christmas special.