As Christmas approaches with a rapid pace and veracious appetite, perhaps, dear reader, you find yourself in a quandary. Do you have that special someone in your life who loves Elephant Vice? Someone who has read it more than once? Perhaps a father, or sibling, a pet wombat or animated sofa? You do? Wowzers I'm good at guessing, aren't I?
And perhaps you are struggling to find those perfect gifts for that someone to show them ow much you love them this Christmas?
Perhaps you are terrified of that Christmas morning, when your significant person opens their present, only for you to see the love and joy die in their eyes as they see your gift. Well, fear no longer, old Chris will save you this Christmas with his ultimate Christmas List for Elephant Vice Lovers!
A loved one, who is into Elephant Vice, will obviously be a fan of the eponymous hero Detective Vincent Van Gogh, and what better way for them to express their artistic bent than to emulate dear Vincent and produce their own art work with this set of oil paints and canvas!
Herringbone Tweed Blazer.
Every detective needs their own easily recognisable style. Detective Vincent Van Gogh is a detective of style. Your loved one can now dress like Detective Van Gogh with this wonderful stylish Brown Tweed Blazer.
Detective Badge and Handcuffs
Any aspiring detective needs a badge and their own set of handcuffs to deal justice on the mean streets of Maybe Beach.
Statue of Ganesha, the Hindu elephant deity
All praise mighty Ganesha, he of the curved trunk and sad eyes. He is the Lord of success and destroyer of evils and obstacles. His massive body shines like a million suns and showers his blessings on everyone! Any fan of Elephant Vice is bound to love this statue of Ganesha!
Any lover of Ganesha will know Detective Ganesha has a fondness of peanut brittle. And, your loved one will adore this small selection of Ganesha's favourite treat.
Haematite Natural Rune Stones
Sometimes in Maybe Beach you have to go to places you don't like and talk to dangerous people. At times like that it's good to know the local lingo. Detective Van Gogh knows this, that's why he has runes...to talk to the Vikings!
We all love puzzles, and our indomitable detectives are no different. And any fan of the 80's will remember these classic Rubik's Cube puzzles.
The Bipolar Workbook: Tools for Controlling Your Mood Swings
We all get angry at times, and depressed, and Detective Van Gogh is no exception. If your loved one is anything like Vincent Van Gogh, then...they probably need this book.
Elephant ViceAnd, of course, what else can a fan of Elephant Vice want on Christmas Day, but another copy of that awesome book!
Elephant Vice - UK
Elephant Vice - US
And there you have it peoples, my awesome guide to presents for an Elephant Vice fan. Merry Christmas.