As Christmas approaches with a rapid pace and veracious appetite,
perhaps, dear reader, you find yourself in a quandary. Do you have
that special someone in your life who loves Elephant Vice? Someone
who has read it more than once? Perhaps a father, or sibling, a pet
wombat or animated sofa? You do? Wowzers I'm good at guessing, aren't
I?
And perhaps you are struggling to find those perfect gifts for that
someone to show them ow much you love them this Christmas?
Perhaps you are terrified of that Christmas morning, when your
significant person opens their present, only for you to see the love
and joy die in their eyes as they see your gift. Well, fear no
longer, old Chris will save you this Christmas with his ultimate
Christmas List for Elephant Vice Lovers!
Art
Supplies
A loved
one, who is into Elephant Vice, will obviously be a fan of the
eponymous hero Detective Vincent Van Gogh, and what better way for
them to express their artistic bent than to emulate dear Vincent and
produce their own art work with this set of oil paints and canvas!
Herringbone
Tweed Blazer.
Every
detective needs their own easily recognisable style. Detective
Vincent Van Gogh is a detective of style. Your loved one can now
dress like Detective Van Gogh with this wonderful stylish Brown Tweed
Blazer.
Detective
Badge and Handcuffs
Any
aspiring detective needs a badge and their own set of handcuffs to
deal justice on the mean streets of Maybe Beach.
Statue of
Ganesha, the Hindu elephant deity
All
praise mighty Ganesha, he of the curved trunk and sad eyes. He is the
Lord of success and destroyer of evils and obstacles. His massive
body shines like a million suns and showers his blessings on
everyone! Any fan of Elephant Vice is bound to love this statue of
Ganesha!
Peanut
Brittle
Any lover
of Ganesha will know Detective Ganesha has a fondness of peanut
brittle. And, your loved one will adore this small selection of
Ganesha's favourite treat.
Haematite
Natural Rune Stones
Sometimes
in Maybe Beach you have to go to places you don't like and talk to
dangerous people. At times like that it's good to know the local
lingo. Detective Van Gogh knows this, that's why he has runes...to
talk to the Vikings!
Rubik's
Cube
We all
love puzzles, and our indomitable detectives are no different. And
any fan of the 80's will remember these classic Rubik's Cube puzzles.
The
Bipolar Workbook: Tools for Controlling Your Mood Swings
We all
get angry at times, and depressed, and Detective Van Gogh is no
exception. If your loved one is anything like Vincent Van Gogh,
then...they probably need this book.
Elephant
Vice
And, of
course, what else can a fan of Elephant Vice want on Christmas Day,
but another copy of that awesome book!Elephant Vice - UK
Elephant Vice - US
And there you have it peoples, my awesome guide to presents for an Elephant Vice fan. Merry Christmas.
Chris
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