by Betty Rocksteady
With the proliferation of spiders in our lives nowadays, all of you are sure to be shopping for either a spider or an arachnophile this time of year. But what do you buy the spider couple who has everything? I'm here to make those decisions a little easier.
If you're still old-fashioned enough to be dating human women, what better way to add some spice to your relationship than a sexy set of spider web stockings?
For the creative sort, some DIY tools might be just the trick. Some black matting board and a frame help you preserve the art of the web for years to come.
On the practical side, playpens are an absolutely necessity! You can't have your little ones running around getting into trouble. Make sure to fill them with fun and interesting accessories to keep their growing brains active!
If for some bizarre reason, you and your loved ones have not read the greatest spider/human romance ever told, well, I think it's time to get that taken care of, don't you?