Monday, December 7, 2015

Where Are They Now? Interview with Michael Allen Rose

by Karl Fischer

Michael Allen Rose has been something of a mentor to me ever since meeting him five years ago. We've had many online conversations and I can always count on him to lend a sympathetic ear or talk shop when questions inevitably arise about this weird and wonderful world. One time, while I was visiting him in Chicago, Michael didn't even bat an eyelash when I asked to poop in his toilet (having arrived only five minutes ago for a party). If that's not hospitality, I don't know what the word means.

Michael is playful, empathetic, and affable, but he wears multiple hats, not all of them lighthearted. In addition to his writing, he is a triple threat performer, having worked in comedy, theater, and music. He sings in an industrial band, Flood Damage, and contributes to Dirge Magazine. He is the author of Boiled Americans and Declension, but it all began with Party Wolves in My Skull.

So, Michael, what's it like having such a fantastic beard and warm personality?

It's pretty great! Thanks for asking! My beard is silky and easily pet, but I always warn people that if they're not careful, they can get lost in it. My personality being warm helps the beard grow, as beards do best when planted in warm, moist personalities. It's a symbiotic relationship.

It's time for my favorite history question. What brought you to bizarro fiction and/or Eraserhead Press?

I had been out of school for a couple of years after finishing my MFA and was working a job that I had begun to hate here in Chicago. I hadn't done anything creative or new in far too long at that point, and during that lull often found myself thinking that I'd blown my creative load. Maybe all I had left in me was working a day job for the rest of my life and wishing I'd been more persistent, more talented, more connected, something. To shake off the ennui, I decided to give NaNoWriMo a shot. It actually ended up being a form of therapy, as I'd spend my lunch hour and occasionally slow work days picking away at a comic novel titled "The O And I." To my surprise, I finished it, but I had no idea what to do with it. I'd had some success as a playwright, but of course the submission process is very different in writing for the stage, where you're looking more toward production than publication. I'm a crazy avid reader, so I started thinking about small press publishers I knew of, and looking them up online.

Just a few years before I'd accidentally tripped over bizarro. The old Bradley Sands edited magazine "Bust Down The Door and Eat All The Chickens," popped up on my radar in graduate school, as I was a big fan of absurdist lit. Then, I found Carlton Mellick's "Satan Burger" through my love for Danielwzski's "House of Leaves," and Chris Genoa's "Foop!" through Christopher Moore's "Lamb," thanks to the Amazon recommendation engine, and thought maybe these Eraserhead folks would appreciate my thing, whatever that was. At the time, the Eraserhead website had this strange survey on it, so I filled it out, sent it off, and kind of forgot about it.

A mysterious survey, huh? And how did you get into the NBAS?

Several months later, out of nowhere, I got an email from Rose O'Keefe, saying although they didn't think The O And I was neccessarily the kind of thing they published, I did sound like the kind of person they like to work with. She suggested I come out to Portland OR for the annual Bizarro con, which at that time was getting ready for its 2nd year. I took the gamble and it changed my life. I met so many amazing people, from editors and publishers to authors and artists, and of course the energy there re-charged my creative battery. Not only did I figure out through them that there were any number of venues for my writing style, but also I took Carlton's workshop on high concept bizarro and ended up in a class with people like Jeff Burk, Kevin L. Donihe and Garrett Cook who made suggestions and gave me some encouragment on a little pitch I'd come up with. That pitch ended up being published as the book "Party Wolves In My Skull" a scant two years later.

How were the writing and editing processes for Party Wolves in my Skull?

I have always been better at writing short stories and fragments, so I actually ended up sort of taking an episodic approach to writing the novel, looking at the smaller arcs in the story as complete pieces and stitching them together in ways that made sense. John Skipp once told me, when I'd asked him about how to overcome my difficulty with longer work, that then I should make that weakness a strength and if I write episodes best, then write episodically. Donihe, who was my editor on Party Wolves, was also very helpful in helping trim the fat and shape the overall arc of the book. Again, coming from the theatre world, I'm used to collaboration, and I like to think I'm pretty easy to work with, so that helped the process overall remain very smooth and positive.

Tell me about the year you spent promoting the novella. Peaks and valleys. What do you know now that you wish you could have known then?

It was very helpful, coming from a performance and music background. I was able to utilize a lot of the tools of self-promotion I've discovered over the years in other forms of media to help build my brand as a writer. I also learned a lot that year through trial and error. One of the best things I discovered was that being personal in your communications and being transparent is extremely helpful. Nobody wants a sales pitch. They want connection. They want to know that you're looking at them as a potential fan of your brand, not an open wallet. I reached out to lots of people personally, told them about the book, about what it meant to me, listed various ways to support my art, and tried to cross promote with other mediums such as touring rock bands and sideshow acts, burlesque performances, spoken word and poetry communities, etc. I truly believe that nice guys don't have to finish last. Being kind is a strength, and if you treat people with respect and love, they'll want to work with you more. That leads to more cool art. Who doesn't want more cool art in the world? Just jerks.

Was the MFA worth it?

Sticking around in academia did a few things for me, besides just allowing me to avoid the real world for a few more years. For one thing, it forced me to write a lot, which is always an obstacle for me. People, editors, publishers, teachers, whatever... waiting on things from me work a lot better than any self-imposed deadline that I can blow off. I hate disappointing others. I'm used to disappointing myself. So yeah, it gave me regularity and ended up pushing me to put out a lot of content. It helped a little bit with networking too, I suppose, but that was when I was concentrating mostly on my theatre work and writing for the stage, which although still holds some interest for me, is only one of many arenas I've been playing in these past few years. I guess the bottom line is, you have to want to be there, in graduate school. Otherwise, if you're there because you don't have a better plan, or think it will make your career somehow, you're going to fail, drop out, and get a job refining dryer lint into tiny statuettes for tourists somewhere near an arts district or something. Was it worth it? Hm. Have you seen my lint sculptures?

Quit shilling for Big Bohemia, Rose. Tell me more about your cross promotional stuff, like performing with bands and burlesque shows. Were you able to reach new readers through these disparate channels? Did the performances have to be thematically linked in some way?

Being a multi-threat artist in this community has been nothing but a boon. Watch how multi-threat I can be: Hey, Karl, I'm going to pull off your nose AND I'm going to misfile your taxes AND I'm going to tell a platypus that you don't like his bill, and they have venomous claws, so there.
As a musician, performer, author, occasional burlesque guy or model or living prop or designer or yeller at pigeons, there are a lot of plates to spin at once, but when you pay attention to your overall aesthetic and what your personal vision is, you learn how to get people interested in your output as an artist, as opposed to one piece of art you've created. Carlton Mellick III, Jeff Burk and Rose O' Keefe at Eraserhead talk a lot about this, and I spread their gospel whenever possible. You want people to become fans of your particular brand - we all have one - and when they do, they're going to check out everything you do. In that sense, you're not selling people a book, you're selling them you, and if they like what they see, they buy your stuff, follow you around, make up showtunes about you, and more. Having toes in multiple worlds has opened many doors for me, from doing readings to open for rock bands to selling my music to people who are drawing me when I model, and many other combinations.

With all this talk of community and cross-promotion, it almost sounds like you don't believe people can just anonymously submit the next great American novel and earn a career off being inherently better than everyone else.

I think that's possible. It's possible in the same way that it's "possible" for someone to get discovered by the Disney channel as a precocious pre-teen and be shuttled to super-stardom by a trillion dollar company until the inevitable nervous breakdown where you're suddenly known for walking down the street with your pants around your ankles wrestling an invisible leprechaun. It's easy to forget that those "it could happen to you" stories are one in a million. Kind of like people who play the lottery who don't know anything about statistics. So sure, you could be discovered through sheer talent and luck alone, and have some magical unicorn angel kitten rainbow person float down on a cloud of cotton candy sex and bestow upon you advances and signing bonuses and cars and houses and weiners and boobs, or whatever you're into. But the likelihood of that is infinitely small. I'm going to bank on being cool to people, and doing as we did in grade school, making friends and learning shit and not being a dick-a-saurus. It works. It's a long game, but you like yourself at the end of the day. And having friends who do amazing things is pretty awesome too.

The Meritocracy Police won't be pleased when they hear about this. Looking back, how would you say the NBAS has affected your career?

The NBAS opened many doors for me, some of which I didn't even realize existed. It's allowed me not only to establish a career as a published author but helped to cement connections with other publishers, record labels, bands and musicians, performance artists, dancers and all sorts of other awesome people I now work with in my various projects. It's a challenge, but in a great way as it is designed to show EHP and the bizarro community how much an author cares about what they're doing, how innovative they can be with their promotions and marketing, how involved they can be in the community and as a citizen of the writing world, and of course what they're like to work with. The text of the book itself shows talent and ideas and skill, but there is so much more to being a creative than that. If nobody knows you exist and you give them no reason to care, then you may as well stay home and wear a little hat that says "author" on it, and read your stuff to your goldfish. Nobody owes you anything, including respect. You earn it by being repeatedly awesome.

Would you say that you are living your bliss?

Sometimes I'm afraid I'm living someone else's bliss, but probably. Let me know if you meet anyone who's missing some bliss.

Well, I mean, I could always use extra.

Your bliss is in the mail.




A Shopping List For The Arachnophile In Your Life



 by Betty Rocksteady


With the proliferation of spiders in our lives nowadays, all of you are sure to be shopping for either a spider or an arachnophile this time of year. But what do you buy the spider couple who has everything? I'm here to make those decisions a little easier. 



If you're still old-fashioned enough to be dating human women, what better way to add some spice to your relationship than a sexy set of spider web stockings? 

Everyone enjoys a treat now and then! Over the holidays, most of us stop worrying about our figure - chocolate covered insects are a great way to get your protein but indulge your sweet tooth at the same time.

For the creative sort, some DIY tools might be just the trick. Some black matting board and a frame help you preserve the art of the web for years to come. 




One of the most important things you can give your loved ones is your time, and what better way to spend an evening than sitting outside together? Some lovely garden lights are just the way to add some excitement to those evenings - the height is perfect for spinning webs in between, and the light attracts moths. What a way to while away the hours!





On the practical side, playpens are an absolutely necessity! You can't have your little ones running around getting into trouble. Make sure to fill them with fun and interesting accessories to keep their growing brains active!


If for some bizarre reason, you and your loved ones have not read the greatest spider/human romance ever told, well, I think it's time to get that taken care of, don't you?





Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Ultimate Bizarro Holiday Shopping Guide for the Head of the Household

by Lee Widener

What is the “head of the household?” Traditionally defined as the breadwinner in the family, today's families are often not configured in the traditional manner. The head of the household may be female, male, a cat, a bowl of spaghetti, or there may not even be what could be termed a head of the household. But what if the head of the household is, well, a head? I've got you covered. If the head of your household is an actual head, here is the Ultimate Bizarro Gift Guide for your favorite head.



  1. The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant / The Thing with Two Heads (Midnite Movies Double Feature) DVD SET
Are two heads better than one? Not if this two headed pair of movies are to be believed. Both films are simply awash with star power. The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant stars none other than Bruce Dern, featured in several Western films, Silent Running, King of Marvin Gardens and many other movies. He transplants the head of a maniacal killer onto his half-witted son's body and is surprised when things don't go well. Also starring Pat Priest (the second Marilyn Munster) and American Top 40 DJ/voice actor Casey Kasem.
The Thing With Two Heads stars Ray Milland, who many may remember as the star of B-movie masterpiece X – The Man With X-Ray Eyes, and Rosey Grier, ex-football player making a bid for a second career as a pop singer and actor. The fun here stems from the fact the doctor is a racist and he gets the head of a black man sewn onto his body. The fireworks are spectacular, and so are the special effects. In many shots it's painfully obvious Grier is simply standing behind Milland and resting his head on his shoulder.

The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant / The Thing with Two Heads (Midnite Movies Double Feature) 

  1. Manster DVD

In this Japanese/American co-production a second head grows on the body of an experimental test subject. Special effects here are really top notch and the scenes of the incipient new head growing and developing are truly creepy.

Manster DVD 


  1. The Brain That Wouldn't Die [Blu-ray]
In this meditation on misogyny a doctor keeps his fiance's head alive in a tray. She isn't too crazy about this and complains loudly... and endlessly. In a climactic moment when he can stand her constant insults no longer, he tapes her mouth shut! Don't get any ideas of trying this on your own beloved disembodied head however, because she can communicate telepathically, and enlists the help of the mutant in the cage next door, to ensure things end badly for everyone. No use giving your head any ideas.

The Brain That Wouldn't Die [Blu-ray]

  1. Eraserhead (The Criterion Collection)
No collection of head related gifts would be complete without mentioning the most famous head movie of all, Eraserhead. This surrealistic nightmare meditation on the horrors of domesticity gets the ultimate treatment in the Criterion Collection which includes six short films by David Lynch and a making of documentary by Lynch. If your favorite head ever gets too big for its own head, show it this movie.

Eraserhead (The Criterion Collection) 

  1. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
This film is a bona fide masterpiece, propelled by Warren Oates' intense performance and Sam Peckinpah's explosive direction. All Oates' character has to do to get a million dollars is deliver the head of the titular character to a Mexican land baron. Raw, savage, and a thing of beauty.

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia 

  1. The Monkees – Head
The Monkees don't get no respect. Bristling at their reputation as a fake Hollywood recreation of the Beatles they decided the best way to beat that rap was by making a film with Bob Rafelson, best known as the writer of several Jack Nicholson movies. The film is a psychedelic mashup of music and sketches with cameo appearances by Frank Zappa, Dennis Hopper, Annette Funicello, Toni Basil, Victor Mature and many others. Perfect film to make your head's head spin.

The Monkees - Head 

  1. Human Head Shaped Handbag.
Need a way to take your head out in public? Perhaps this handbag shaped like a head will suffice... or maybe not. Well, at least it's stylish!

Human Head Shaped Handbag 

  1. Loftus Shrunken Head 4.5" Decoration Prop Black
Does your disembodied head need companionship when you can't be around? This genuine reproduction of a shrunken head is the perfect companion. Get several- your head is REALLY lonely.

Loftus Shrunken Head 4.5" Decoration Prop Black 

  1. Rock N Roll Head Case by Lee Widener
When Chaino Durante finds the head of a rock and roll icon growing on the end of his arm, he never imagined it would lead to changing not only his outlook on life, but actually change the entire world. The only novella to feature the severed head of a rock star as a main character, your own head is sure to be inspired by this story. Available as a paperback and for Kindle.

Rock N Roll Head Case 

There you have it, friends. The Ultimate Bizarro Holiday Gift Guide for the Head of your Household. Any of the items in this list will make your beloved head love you even more. Happy shopping!